Sometimes, I get so mad at everything. I just need to remember how to deal with stress. I take a deep breath. And then
I count to 10. At 7, even the biggest rage is reduced by half. At 5, by breathing steadies and I begin to focus better. By
the time I get to 2, I'm calm. And when I hit 1, I have to struggle to remember why I was mad. After that, it feels like I'm
floating on air. Not even a can of WD40 could take my smile away. The only thing I want to do at those moments is to
drink a glass of milk, and take the best multivitamin known to mankind. Soon after, I take a nap. And the bliss has never
been finer.